Hinsvegar, útskrift er ekki mjög skemmtilegt efni til þess að skrifa um og ég bið endilega alla þá sem lesa þetta um að ekki skrifa til hamingju með útskriftina á comments. Ég er einfaldlega búinn að fá nóg af því og ég þarf ekki að heyra það frá öllum, ég veit þetta nú þegar :Þ
Annars þá vil ég tala aðeins um hann Bill Hicks, hann er að mínu mati mjög aðdáðunaverður maður. Hann er því miður látinn, lést árið 1994 aðeins 32 ára að aldri (December 16, 1961–February 26, 1994), en hann var án efa besti stand-up grínisti allra tíma. Það er spurning hvort það ætti að kalla hann grínista því nánast allt sem hann talaði um var mjög mikilvægt, hann var helvíti fyndinn gaur en einnig helvíti gáfaður. Ég get horft/hlustað á hann endalaust, 95% af því sem hann sagði er ég sammála, þessi maður var ekki hræddur við að segja hvað honum fannst og það gerði hann ódauðlegann. Það er aðeins nýlega sem ég hef virkilega hlustað og horft á allt efnið hans, þó ég vissi af honum þá hafði ég voða lítið af honum séð, en nýlega þá kom einn vinur minn með Bill Hicks á DVD og ég klikkaði við þennan gaur. Hérna eru dæmi um skemmtilegar Bill Hicks línur fyrir þá sem þekkja hann ekki mikið...
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well … you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
"Not all drugs are good. Some … are great."
"I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know, you can go down there and to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called … "The Assassination Museum". I think they named it that after the assassination. I can't be too sure of the chronology here, but … anyway, they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it."
"Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blow jobs? See a lot of guys on dates got their fingers crossed here tonight … "Answer him, honey, go ahead. Let's hear how you feel about this right now." A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory...and a fervent prayer! Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys … yyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now … watching an empty stage. Boy, my folks are proud of me! "Bill, honey, you still doing that suck your own cock bit?" "Yeah, mom." "Good, baby, that's such a crowd-pleaser. How clever of you to come up with the suck your own cock bit, honey. You're so clever, it makes your mama's bosom swell with pride. Knowing her son is travelling the world, using his given surname, going up in front of rooms of total strangers and doing the suck your own cock piece!" "Thanks, mom." "No biggie."
"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"
"I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man."
"I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)"
"No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day."
"Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your goverment is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!"
"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
"I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it."
Jæja, ég gæti pastað helling af þessu, býst við að þetta dugi. Það er gaman að heyra einhvern annan segja það sem manni finnst sjálfur, bara versta er að maðurinn dó áður en ég var sjö ára gamall. Hinsvegar þá heldur hann áfram að tala og vonandi mun hann haldast í minningu manna eins lengi og hægt er. Það er sumt fólk sem er dáið og ég vil hitta, Bill Hicks er einn af þeim...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_hicks
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q95kX_EP2Nk
Sindri Gretarsson.
