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ROME - Season II Episode III These Being the Words of Marcus Tullius Cicero.
BITHYNIA, EASTERN TURKEY - 43 B.C
CASSIUS
KING OF BITHYNIA
CASSIUS
Please bear in mind your excellency that those who help us now will have good friends in Rome when Mark Antony the traitor is deposed, very good friends. And it's only a matter of time, with or without your help we will raise an army. We shall. Antony's head will rot on a spike.
KING OF BITHYNIA
There are Roman women who are fucked by baboons...
CASSIUS
Excuse me?
KING OF BITHYNIA
I have heard of shows where such things can be seen.
CASSIUS
Ahhh, well they're not so much shows really, more a punishment.
KING OF BITYHINA
Heh, I should like to see that. We do not have such in Bithynia.
CASSIUS
I... I would actually imagine it would simply be a matter of training the baboons.
KING OF BITHYNIA
We have no baboons here, no apes of any kind.
CASSIUS
No, I... I wasn't aware of that. As I say, those who help us now...
KING OF BITHYNIA
Yes, you want my money to raise an army. I want to see a Roman woman, fucked by baboons.
---Pause---
CASSIUS
Well, perhaps arrangements can be made.
KING OF BITYHINIA
*Chuckles*
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Ef þetta er ekki bloody fyndið þá er ekkert það.
Sindri Gretarsson.
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you are dumb.
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